Who will save us?

I smoke, I drink, I teach, I love, I dream, I compose

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via sacrebleu-cheese)

Phantogram - Fall In Love

3dtunes:

3D Version of Phantogram’s Fall In Love

Must listen with earphones/headphones

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Requested by emiliaththegreat

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courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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guinness world records man:

sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?

me, still doing pushups:

i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how

world records man, in awe:

[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

ryanpanos:

Sinai Hotels | Stefanie Zoche

Unfinished hotel resorts in Sinai, Egypt 2002-05

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dontcalllmebaby:

Facebook asks:

What’s on your mind?

the male-dominant sex position

awkward

wiiiiild-child:

yes-this-is-groot:

If you can’t handle me at my Andy Dwyer then you don’t deserve me at my Peter Quill

I’d fuck both 😍