my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
Sometimes I think I really want Taco Bell but then I get it and I want to kill myself.
cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal